Hello!
I really fancy a natter; but, unfortunately I find myself totally bereft of humorous or interesting Thread Starters.
I’ve gone blank.
No creativity whatsoever.
Not an ounce of wit.
Not a smidgen of originality.
Talk to me - please! 
(I’m going to make a cup of tea, and when I return I hope that someone is here
)
(Autocorrect turned smidgen into ^smug Ron^; poor old Ron, and his wife)
What a difference a day makes 😢😢

