Out for lunch with DD2 and her daughters aged 7 and 5.
7 year old: I need the loo.
DD: Come on then we'll all go.
Inside the toilets
5 year old: I've finished.
7 year old inside a cubicle: I can't go.
DD: Well, try a bit more.
5 year old: It's ok, I just heard a plop.
7 year old: Well, that wasn't me.
Disembodied older person's voice: That was me!
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Brilliant!
That's funny kitty I can just imagine that conversation.
That is priceless
Best laugh in ages!
The phantom plopper was a good sport to confess. 
this really made me laugh out loud then DH laughed out loud too when I read it out to him.
Thank you for posting this.
8kittylester8 thanks for the laugh!
And well done the ' Disembodied older person. ' for showing the children how humour works.
Best laugh today!!
I wouldn't have confessed
Nor me, nina.
My husband and I loved it, especially as presently our wee granddaughter is committed to describing all the intimate details of her visits to the toilet.
Love it, my GDs were always more entertaining than the film or show we went to see
Brilliant! I can remember going into a loo with two little girls once and someone in the next cubicle was making what they called "motorbike noises" - it went on and on. The girls were helpless with laughter - and their Mum
Great anecdote Kitty - you can dine out on that story for a good six months I reckon. Priceless.
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