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kittylester Thu 21-Feb-19 17:39:04

Out for lunch with DD2 and her daughters aged 7 and 5.

7 year old: I need the loo.
DD: Come on then we'll all go.

Inside the toilets

5 year old: I've finished.
7 year old inside a cubicle: I can't go.
DD: Well, try a bit more.
5 year old: It's ok, I just heard a plop.
7 year old: Well, that wasn't me.

Disembodied older person's voice: That was me!

KatyK Fri 22-Feb-19 13:20:21

Most amusing grin

annodomini Fri 22-Feb-19 13:25:03

grin grin kitty. Love it.