Names matching the person

I had a Solicitor once called Mr Crook! ?

I know someone whose vasectomy was performed by doctor Balls.

Priceless MissAdventure!

How about our local dentist Mr Payne

? Miss A.
Not quite in the same league, but I always smile at the jewellers, John Greed.

I was amused by the firm of solicitors mentioned NanKate am I allowed to repeat it on GN?
Oh what the heck
“Mann, Rogers and Grieves”

Our butchers were the Carver brothers.
My childhood friend's dentist was Mr Savage.

Young lad at a school my wife taught at that went on to be a plumber. Dwayne Pipes.

It shows how innocent I was when years ago I watched Captain Pugwash, when one of the characters had a totally unsuitable name.

And one of the characters in the brilliant Kenny Everett series was very near the knuckle.

I will leave you to work them all out.

Cupid Stunt.

For anybody remember Private Eye’s “firm of solicitors”, Sue, Grabbit, and Run ?

I like Walter Wall carpets in Exeter.

Our local cemetery keeper was Mr. Skeleton

Dentist Mr. L'Tooth local but now deceased

Teacher Mr. Meaning taugh both my DC

At the hospital I worked at there was a Dr Bone----orthopaedic surgeon.

The coroner after my dad died was a Mr Clutterbuck. Mum and I tried to stifle our laughs.His office was like Steptoe's house.

* stree* I wonder if your wife taught in the same school as my Dad? He had a boy with that name in his class

That's intriguing!
There can't be too many boys with that name, surely?

My son's podiatrist was called Tony Achilles.

It’s called nominative determinism.
People taking up professions that match their name, like Mr Forrest the tree surgeon.
We did have a biology teacher called Miss Plant.

There is a TV weather presenter called Sarah Blizzard!

There was a surgeon in the news recently who goes by the name Roger Kneebone.

Our local undertaker was Mr Stiff.

I worked with a gynaecologist whose car registration was :
C5R-VIX.