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Rufus2 Tue 04-Sept-18 11:59:42

Here in Victoria the State Gov. is fond of embellishing new car rego. plates with slogans such as "Victoria The Garden State" and "Victoria The Education State" and road safety messages.
A recent one was "Be Alert. Stay Alive" Followed a shiny black hearse (no passengers) down the road with said plates. Of course, I didn't have my camera! grin

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tiredoldwoman Tue 04-Sept-18 12:02:05

That's made me laugh this morning . Keep 'em coming !

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POGS Tue 04-Sept-18 12:12:15

I always smile at our local crematorium as it the sign on the door says ' Waiting Room '

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Fennel Tue 04-Sept-18 14:15:38

A notice on the door of the tax office:
'This office is provided with a defibrillator.'

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Eglantine21 Tue 04-Sept-18 14:32:43

English Counties have “defining statements” on their signs, Rufus. Like “ Northamptonshire:Rose of the Shires”

We made up some of our own I’m afraid.

Bedfordshire: Easy to get out of.

Norfolk: A long way between places.

Cornwall: Wet.

The Lake District: Wetter than Cornwall.

Anybody else want to have a go?

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chicken Tue 04-Sept-18 16:15:42

Sussex: A long way down.
Northumberland: A long way up.

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GrannyGravy13 Tue 04-Sept-18 16:57:24

Essex - home of fake tan

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callgirl1 Tue 04-Sept-18 17:19:18

Lincolnshire-very flat

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winterwhite Tue 04-Sept-18 17:21:11

Rutland - easy to miss

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