I went out to get keys cut for our new back door.
Coming out of the shop, I decided to go in next door to the local independent funeral director to ask about a funeral plan. (I know, there is no connection between them, unless I was getting the keys to the Kingdom of heaven)
When I got home, I found an email from Co-op Funeralcare in my inbox, giving details about a funeral bond.
Now I didn't leave any contact details with the funeral director, who has nothing to do with the Co-op anyway, so I'm wondering if someone is prompting me to get my affairs in order. 
I'm off to pick my funeral hymns, just in case.
Aah! I could definitely stamp and shout at the moment!



