Which fairy would you like to help you?

I'll be your ironing fairy vq if you'll clean my cooker

I have one called e* and she is amazing.
Now I’m not working as much and she is very busy she may be moving on but she has promised to continue to do my ironing.
She’ll pick it up and deliver it back when it suits her.
Fine by me, I’ll just have to buy more cloths?

I'd like the fatbusting fairy to wave her wand over all my food (and drink) and reduce it to zero calories without any loss of content or flavour.

Ooh Teetime that sounds ideal!

I’ll have that too teatime.
Oh, and one that will do my accounts.
Due to inflation I have to have 3 ?‍♀️

I was going to post along those lines Teetime

A ‘stop your husband grumping about brexit’ fairy would do very nicely. If there isn’t one of those, I’ll have the one Teetime has!

I’d like the Health Elf to swing by....

The National Elf?

Definitely the De-clutter Fairy for me, please!

Oh, can I have a fairy that does all the things already mentioned? And maybe go to things I am invited to but really can't be bothered with 'cos that would be great!!

I'd like a secretarial-assistant fairy. My paperwork is in a mess despite all my efforts.

Yep same here this morning Vq.
One of my first threads, if not the first thread on GN was about the 'toilet roll fairy' that resides at Chez Cherry and still does even after DH retired.
Bless her.

Squiffy when the de-clutter fairy has finished at yours can you send her/him over to me.

A general housework fairy please. If she has any spare time () maybe she could do something with the dogs to occupy their brains and help to wear them out!

We need the boiler innards fairy at the moment. Please.

Lazi and Vampire I'll do that ironing for nothing as long as there is something good on the radio. I quite like ironing!

Henetha I'll organise your paperwork, I've often thought there must be a good business opportunity doing that. I like having mine all up to date and organised and I'm a spreadsheet queen!

Can I have one who will not only make my house look incredibly inviting to prospective purchasers but also guide said purchaser to our door? I have decluttered to a huge extent and DH says too much. I just don't have the interior decorator's eye.

A parking fairy!!

The "change a king size duvet cover " fairy would do me nicely. I almost have to clamber inside with the duvet to put on the new cover!

A fairy that enjoys planting tubs, pots and hanging baskets would be handy.I still do it all ( and far too many) but end up with an aching back.

I have an ironing fairy but I don't think he'd be too pleased if I called him that

An oven cleaning fairy
A fairy who will wave her magic wand and organise all the junk in this house and attic into boxes which she will dispose of in various ways: auction, charity, tip.

I'll organise the paperwork in exchange for someone cleaning my oven

Definitely a chef ?‍♀️

I'd like a nanny fairy to watch over my 2GDs, so that nothing bad ever happens to them and they are always happy.