I love reading, and am never happier than when I have a pile of unread books awaiting my attention beside the bed, but I have been known to skip read some unimportant things. I slow down when reading a good book, so that it doesn't end too soon, and I often read a magazine back to front. I don't always read notices on charity collection bins. Today I took a bag of clothes to one of these in Waitrose car park. I have put donations into an Air Ambulance bin before, but this morning I actually saw, and read a notice affixed to the front. It clearly states that ''a percentage of the value of the bags collected'' would be donated to the charity. In my innocence I had thought that the whole of the proceeds would go to the Air Ambulance, but evidently not. So my donations went into The Salvation Army bin, where it says that 100% of the proceeds go to them. I didn't realise this before, did you?
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