Tell me something

My cheque book, because I use it so rarely nowadays.

If I told you that in my younger days most of my male friends were built like this, would you say I'm still dreaming.

Im 68 now, so those days have gone.

Yes, David is a bit of alright.......but what about Goliath?!

Keys and remote control

My car keys, they migrate from place to place.

Not very well-endowed though, is he?

So what have you lost I am 68 ????? is this a euphanism for something like lost youth or lost libido ??

Sculptures never are.

Lost beauty?

My self confidence when faced with something outside my comfort zone!

Bought daughter`s Christmas present last year, a few weeks early, came to wrapping up time, could I find it? After ransacking the house, ordered another, it came just in time, just after new year, the lost one turned up!

You going from memory Ana

Well, I'm pretty sure I've never seen one that small on a fully-grown man!

ana I thought quality is what counts?

Did a man tell you that, whitewave?

Only combined with quantity!
There must be some 'decency' law pertaining to sculptures, because the males have tiny genitalia and females have tiny boobs.

yogagran your thread has been hijacked by art lovers! [ grin]

When iwas younger (much) my motto was don't panic !
Now I panic about most things
So I think I've lost my positive button.

On a daily basis glasses, keys. mobile
But I now have GC to find them for me.

Often when we were visiting my gran with my DC (90+) she would loose her dentures.
My DC would think it great fun 2 run round looking for GG's teeth

Keys, any keys, every key. My OH has an obsession with locking everything so we spend an inordinate amount of time searching for keys that he 'just put down over there'. I think we have a key goblin, either that or the locksmith breaks in every now and then and takes them so that we have to go and get new locks and keys. At least we are helping to keep a local company going .

Too frequently my marbles . . . . .

I try to put eg keys in the same place each time. My car keys are on my mantelpiece and purse is in my handbag as are credit cards. I used to have a problem with my driving licence but it has its own place now so slowly I am getting there.

lol Cherrytree at GC looking for teeth. I mislay my glasses too. Trouble is I need my other glasses to find my glasses. Then, there's the added problem- can't find my glasses-finding glasses.

Pens and pencils, i put them in my hair so i dont loose them but it can take a ages to find them in there as i have a lot of hair and a lot of curls. i often find my glasses in there too

Ana I have. It was about the size of your index finger.