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More food parcels please

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kittylester Mon 19-Sept-16 18:00:40

OK, we now have a collapsed sewer on the other main road out of the village and are getting desperate. Could you please include clothes pegs (for nasal use!)

And, the next village up the valley has 4 way traffic lights on the main street to add to our collapsed rail bridge and two lots of temporary traffic lights on the roads out of our village.

Heaven help us if it rains and the roads flood!!

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DaphneBroon Mon 19-Sept-16 18:18:33

Have you thought of an independence referendum to declare UDI?

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ninathenana Mon 19-Sept-16 18:22:23

sad angry
How awful

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Wheniwasyourage Mon 19-Sept-16 18:28:00

Shall we frisbee pizzas and pancakes to you, kittylester? If anyone has a bazooka we could get a tinned steak and kidney pudding to you too. And potatoes to go with it.

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Nelliemoser Mon 19-Sept-16 18:49:48

Has anyone got a drone to fly in rations to Kitty?

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Nelliemoser Mon 19-Sept-16 18:54:49

Are there any crops in the local fields? Neeps and tatties perhaps or could you trap an odd rabbit?

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Greyduster Mon 19-Sept-16 19:05:35

If the rabbits look odd, I'd steer clear of them hmm!

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kittylester Mon 19-Sept-16 19:31:12

gringrin

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rosesarered Mon 19-Sept-16 20:45:33

Oh come on Kitty.....you know that your freezer has enough in it to last you through to 2020.grin

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