Er......slightly confused.com!

Were you full of emulsion?

Guess you just had to paint on a smile

I've got one - having our pond filled in on Monday and the chappy sent the quote through titled Filling the Pond Inn

Clearly he's expecting a party!
Are you sure he knows what you want?

Well, she did paint a very glossy picture......I assume it was the unvarnished truth!

Friends had an Asteroid (Asterite) sink put in. The trouble was it kept moving around the kitchen! x

My friend has just bought a chimera to heat the patio on chillier evenings!

I am also somewhat confused I had my handbag with purse stolen and my 2 credit cards and debit card have arrived and I duly made a note of the pins - guess what/ - yes not sure which is which as I forgot to note which pin belonged to which card - having to ask for pin reminders how pathetic.

Very bad idea to note down your pin Nos.

I know but I wouldn't stand a cat in hells chance of remembering them otherwise. They are in coded form and not all in one place which is why I am so confused

One year when I was on holiday in France, I couldn't understand why my pre-loaded card wouldn't work. Only after I'd been there a week did I realise that I'd been using my debit card pin instead of the credit card pin which I'd decided to use with that one as well. Embarrassing for me but very entertaining for my sister who was with me. At one time, my pin, by pure coincidence, was the same as my extension number at work which made it easy to remember.

You paint a colourful picture katek. But wouldn't the Dulux suite be more for puppies?

Back when Old English Sheepdogs were popular I knew a pair called Matt and Gloss.

Hahaha Bellanonna! . Guess I'll just have to roll(er) with it and see how it goes!

They were known as the Durex dogs in my family, after a very public slip-up from my grandma. She never lived it down!

I thought that only foxes had a brush?!

I love that janer!

One of the cats is Persian with a very bushy tail.....will that do instead Roses?!

Perhaps you get to choose what colour the are when you get them back!