A little light relief

No doubt they'll be powering a speed boat with Tony Blair's clock.

And that is 'light relief'?

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-clocks. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move" "Oh" said the man " whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's" replied St Peter "The hands have never moved" "Incredible" said the man "And whose clock is that one?" St Peter responded ". "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock The hands have only moved twice"
"Where is the labour party's clock" asked the man. St Peter replied "We are using them as ceiling fans"

Ooooo, "Thinks", could I use the sexist card here . Am I that brave? - probably not.

pedant correction
"where are the labour party's clocks"

No merlot TB's has been snapped up by NASA to use in the next space program !

I've just checked my post and PHEW.....I did type clock after all!!!

Merlot

Now that is funny. He has an ego so big he would say he uses 'it' as an anchor

To be fair so was whitwaves and Mollies jokes.

I thought the toast thread was better as light relief.

In fact, a lot of us liked the toast thread, and a lot of us it seems , like toast!

merlot

And "a little light relief" is an interesting title for the thread.

Sorry - that was meant to be in the "more" light relief thread!

Politics again........bored now