I was chuckling away at I'm Sorry I haven't a Clue this evening and particularly enjoyed the Uxbridge English Distionary of surreal/funny definitions (examples - Perspire = the way cathedrals are paid)
Anyway I thought we can do as well as that - anyone up for it? Alphabetical order of course.
My starters for A
Abacus - profane language from Swedish pop group
Acetone - exercise regime for donkeys
Family don't pitch in and help
Trump is eyeing up Mali as his next war zone



MrsPickle ???
