'Bo Peeps Arms' (formerly Pete's Bar) reopening night

Before you go to bed, Bo. I've just shoved the sheep you lost in the outhouse.

I'll pop in tomorrow night to raise a glass to your opening.

I will bring 24 bottles of DOM PERIGNON to get things going.

|Don"t get your hopes up though, it is a one off!!
xx

Thanks merlot I wondered where the bleating noise was coming from - thought it was the rusty hinges on the pub sign.
Nonu I'll bring a bottle of Tesco Value lemonade to mix with the Dom Perignon.

G'night. We'll be gathering in the Saloon Bar round the back (by the outside toilets) early tomorrow morning - 11.00am.

BOH SPLUTTER You ARE joking!!

I hope its not to posh, I was thinking more like, cider and pork scratchings

WELL , judging by BOH"S addition of TESCO"s value lemonade to the Dom Perignon [which cost me quite a lot I might add] .

BOH is certainly setting out her stall,cheap and cheerful !

Oh, don't worry there won't be anything as posh as cider newist

I'm sorry Nonu, I understand 11.00am is very early for some of us, but one must be prepared to sacrifice one's beauty sleep in the name of glorious-clean-up - I personally only need 3 hours sleep a night

Oh heck it's like having an affair or playing away from home without Pete

I tend to sit quietly in the corner enjoying listening to the chat so if that's OK can I make one simple request, Bo, will you keep loads of ice for my Bicardi and Coke please.

Mind you I'm acquiring a taste for Toffee Cider [ confused]. Call myself a good Somerset Lass.

Okay Nonu, as a special favour I'll buy a bottle of very expensive R. Whites lemonade - I reckon it's wasted sloshing it into that there Don Peregrine real ale stuff. Pogs just to let you know… there's been a few 'Wanted - Pete" posters pinned up around the village but I don't think there'll be much response, it was difficult to describe him…the nearest we could get to a mug shot is a silhouette holding a jug mug of beer. Toffee cider?…well I suppose to keep you happy I could add couple of lumps of toffee to your glass of scrumpy (will Mint Imperials do at a pinch)?

Gee Whizz, BOH, you are certainly flashing the cash, steady on girl !!

I have left the Dom Perignon by the side entrance. save SOME for me
as I will probably pop down later for a large small to libation to toast the health of everyone plus absent friends of course !!

all round

I will have a half of that new brewery beer you have on the bar, at £1.20p a half, and I see you have some craft keg as well.
Mick

Well I've never been known as a cheap date so I will have some of Nonu's shampoo if you please. (A pint glass will do if no flutes available) Cheers!

Well after a busy week-end doing my catering jobs I have found the time to bake off some sausage rolls for the Grand Opening to-night will pop in some extra's just in case we have a rush !! Save me some shampoo please nonu it will go down very well after a busy week.

Sure will

Right Laydeeees - let's get scrubbing

Trying to focus what the design of the Pub Sign would be like.
Mick

The knotted a la 1950's (just-like-me-mums) headscarf will prevent my locks from falling in the bucket of dirty soapy water. "Mops A-weigh" (*12Michael*- you can be an honorary Laydee and start by scouring the men's toilets - outside)

I would so love to help, but it is not possible I am afraid, as I just painted my nails in readiness for this evening!

Sorrrrrry!
Titter[behind my hand with the aforementioned newly painted nails]

Nonu I have a spare pair of rubber gloves you can use they have a posh diamond rind on the wedding finger and fur around the cuffs,will look good when holding your glass of shampoo do you have a cherry in your glass or is that just for the babycham ??
Mick just make sure the Pub Sign is not a bright red light we wouldn't want to give the wrong impression would we we being "Laydee's.

Yes, not 'Laydees of the Night'!

Nice try, Nonu, you little skiver, but glamma's got you sussed

I am polishing the horse-brasses as we speak...

What's with all this 'shampoo' business? You all got nits or somethink?

You are right GLAM has sussed, can"t get much past these Liverpool gals.

Okay then but nothing too strenuous, perhaps a little flick here and there with my YELLOW feather duster[you know the one I mean]!

BOH hope we haven't got get norah nit nurse in before the bar even gets off the ground!!!!

Oh Bo you surely know that shampoo is the nickname for champagne?

Hope the ladies facilities are now done to your satisfaction - I've put some pong-reliever spray in there. On second thoughts maybe that would be better in the gents?