I have just checked an item that I ordered on Amazon, and apparently it was delivered yesterday, which is great.
Except that it was signed for by somebody called Simmons who live in Newton Abbott.
Which is about an hour away from here! How on earth could the courier get an address* that* wrong, and why on earth didn't the person who received it say something!
I am very very very *VERY 
It was Mr P's main present, and unless I get a replacement delivered in time, it renders 2 of his other presents useless!
Yes I know it is early but....
Anyone see the first episode of The Party?


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but who cares ITS CHRISTMAS