It looks to me like a sausage wrapped in bacon, a glorified pig in blanket. I wouldn't say no! I would add chips and possibly baked beans just to make it completely unhealthy. It's not going to happen because I am trying to lose weight and don't have a man to give it to me!
I only looked at this thread because I thought the title a bit saucy and thought we were going to have another laugh. But it wasn't the kind of 'love sausage' I was expecting. What a shame.
Here's what I sent my son for Valentine's Day - but it is his 40th birthday.
“We’re encouraging customers to start the fun of Valentine’s Day celebrations early with a ‘Love Sausage’ for breakfast,” says Sarah Loxton, product developer at Marks & Spencer