We don't go to see many comedians as the shows are usually very expensive and often disappointing but we saw Rich Hall a couple of years ago and I was in tears with laughing. Trouble was, I was desperate to go to the loo and we were sat quite close to the front of the stage. Thankfully I was able to wait till the interval but someone else didn't
; ohmygiddyaunt, I can't remember what Rich said but I'm glad it wasn't me. I've been thinking about him whilst making a cup of tea [as you do] and I can imagine [fantasise] about him coming to my house to fix the plumbing [he's got that look about him] but then, as we have a cup of tea, starting to chat in a surprisingly intelligent and witty way about world affairs....[I'm not implying that plumbers aren't clever, by the way, she says digging herself out of a hole that's growing bigger by the minute].