Which Downton Abbey character are you?

Two heads are better than one...

You will be equal head cook, 2 head cooks?

I seem to be Mrs Patmore. As I don't watch Downton Abbey, I have no idea what her job is. Would I be any help in the kitchen, Newist ?

Oh I do, I do, you may rest assured I will speak with Mama and explain your situation . That you are finding it frightfully difficult to manage in that kitchen alone .
This smoked salmon is quite delicious incidentally .

I don't watch the programme, but know a little about it. I've come out as Carson. After just a quick scroll down the replies, there don't seem to be many of us. And yes, it is the wrong sex! Oh well, I suppose I do like to wear the trousers!

When I collect the eggs, go to the smokehouse to get some salmon, I shall do scrambled eggs and smoked salmon on toast, if you don't mind waiting for the bread to come out of the oven, just for you, as you appreciate the work I am doing

Not you *Newist you are a fragrant little flower .
Still wouldn't mind a bit of tiffin though , could you rustle up something a little light for me . have to watch my waistline , don"t cha know !
not one these though !

I know, as I am still the only member of staff to be actually working in the kitchen, does revolting apply to me

Cripes Granny23 Would not go far as to say they revolting , in fact they seem quite a nice bunch to me. best be careful as they could be ear-wigging , and don"t forget they are in charge of what we eat .
L O L .

There is no Daisy!! only me!!

No no Kitty, if you go with Tom, there will be no 'nipping'. Even we stoical Dowager's may begin to acknowledge pangs of hunger as you will be away so long.

Well, I'm run off my feet trying to get all these ladies dressed but I'm happy to nip to the take away with Tom! [coyemoticon]

As one of the many Dowager Duchesses here, can I just say, we Edwardian ladies never wilt. and certainly don't have fainting fits as some on this thread have suggested. I shall have a word with Carson, who will speak to Mrs Hughes, who will then speak to Mrs Patsmore, and ensure that she and Daisy organise luncheon with not further delay. Revolting servants, sniff, Carson must be losing his touch.

Its Anna here, M'Lady, with a message from Lady Mary. Could you please invite everyone down to the lodge for lunch as they are starving and the kitchen staff are revolting. I need to hurry home to the cottage to perform wifely duties for Master Bates

Surprisingly I am Violet, Dowager Duchess of Grantham. I always fancied myself as Maggie Smith!

That is Tom's job

Where's the nearest takeaway?? I don't mind driving there.

Everyone upstairs seems to be having fainting fits due to hunger and as I seem to be the only one on all of GN which has the qualifications to be head cook, I just thought Tom, being a "very nice man" would get stuck in, in an emergency

Maggiemaybe - that's all well and good, but what about us Upstairs lot? We wouldn't mind a few hobbledehoys as long as they could cook us lunch....[starving emoticon]

newist. I'm (Tom) shocked! What can you possibly have in mind.

Don't let's be hasty. As my alter ego Carson once made perfectly clear, there is no room for young hobbledehoys amongst the Downton Abbey staff. If I knew what they were, I'm sure I'd agree with him. [add stiffupperlip emoticon]

I shall see if Tom Branson will get stuck in and give a hand.

newist - you're the cook... I'm sure you could persuade Mrs Hughes to give you a hand, but we dowagers are wilting like lilies up here...[fanning emoticon]

Don"T forget also lady Mary likes a bit of scoff from time to time !!
demurely