Eurovision

Anyone find the Russia one just a bit incongruous? "Why don't we all bury our guns"? Stop sending 'em to Syria yer daft mare!

Sorry. Was a pleasant enough song. Apart from that.

I liked the Estonia one.

Ooh I quite like this one. Lonely planet. #savetheworld Very noble.

Cricket. Who dreamed her up? Strange woman.

Crikey not cricket

This woman reminds me of Baubles' lady cake.#pinkfrock

It's just not cricket!

Merlot! Where you gone?

Dutch one warmed up towards the end. Could almost singalong with sub titles on

Oh! Flip me!!!!

Is someone squeezing him somewhere unmentionable?!

Wonder if Bonny Tyler is a Gransnetter.

#bighouse

You've all changed channels haven't you.

How dreary was that...? Who wrote that awful song?

I forgot to listen to the song! Too busy wondering how old she is now. Knocking on a bit I reckon.

This one's weird. And he's podgy.

I'm back. Had to shut the chooks up. Missed Bonnie Tyler.

The Hungarian one sounds a bit like Postman Pat.

She's 62 in June!

I'm gonna have to wind it back now to find postman pat.

The Iceland one was nice. Though I had wandered off to Twitter.

I thought the Iceland one was Rick Wakeman. Seemed to lose his way in the middle. Started off OK though.

Yes.Simple little song. Quite nice though. #hungary

This lot look like a football team

Greece is my winner so far....Bonkers.

Probably win then!

Ireland......very little sound for a lot of drums. Pity.