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Embarrassing Bodies - Irritating Habits!

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Anne58 Mon 04-Feb-13 13:19:37

Yes, I know it could easily be put into the "car crash tv" category, but it's one of my guilty pleasures,blush some small compensation for Mr P being away, as he can't bear it!

However the more I watch it, the more aware I become of some of the irritating habits of the presenters. Just in case any of them might read this (unlikely I admit) I would like to given them the following non-medical advice.

Dr Christian, yes, you obviously worked hard on your physique and probably do have the toned torso of a Greek God, but don't you think that perhaps the time has come to buy slightly bigger shirts? The sight of the fabric straining across your chest is starting to become a bit of a worry. I fear that if you were to cough, a button might detach itself with some force, and you could have someones eye out.

Also, please re-think your hand shake. Presenting it from the shoulder the way you do could leave the intended recipient in some doubt as to whether you are offering a greeting or practicing your front crawl stroke prior to entering a swimming gala.

Dr Dawn , dear, I know this might be hard to take, but you are a GROWN WOMAN" ! That little nose crinkling thing that you do when you smile probably was very endearing when you had your hair in bunches, wore ankle socks and were trying to get daddy to buy you a puppy, but enough is enough.

Dr Pixie Generally speaking you seem like a good egg, a bit poo fixated but then I suppose that goes with the territory. Is that really your name?

nanapug Mon 04-Feb-13 14:18:47

Love it, must watch again to see, when is it next on? grin

soop Mon 04-Feb-13 14:41:28

phoenix very funny! grin

Grannyknot Mon 04-Feb-13 14:44:36

phoenix very funny. I also manage to drive husband out of the lounge by switching over to this. Dr Christian probably will read this because I bet he Googles himself. I follow him on Twitter (for work believe it or not) and he always replies in shouty caps and often in single words YES or NO or ABSOLUTELY.

Ana Mon 04-Feb-13 15:13:32

Has Dr Christian still got that awful, old-fashioned 'curtains' hairstyle?
He really does fancy himself, doesn't he? grin

Anne58 Mon 04-Feb-13 16:04:17

I think Embarrassing Fat Bodies may be on tonight, the ordinary (?!) one was on last night, but I think it was a repeat. It does seem to pop up on various channels at various times!

I do wish I was better able to explain the thing Dr Christian does when he shakes hands (he seems to do it more when shaking hands with men) I have been sitting here doing the actions, but it doesn't really help, does it? confused

Ana I don't think he has changed his hairstyle so probably to your first point and definitely to your second.

I remember him on the Mary Portas hotel thing, and that cleaning woman (Kim, Aggie, whowever) was all over him in a really physical way. (Yuk emoticon)

I thought to myself, "Yes, my girl, won't do you much good though, will it!"

janeainsworth Mon 04-Feb-13 16:10:34

Phoenixgrin

shysal Tue 05-Feb-13 09:19:09

Yes, I gather he is gay. I don't find him at all attractive facially and agree with comments re the tight shirt, and the interaction with Kim Woodburn was so cringeworthy!
The patients featured on those programmes must be paid huge amounts, otherwise who would want to show their embarrassing bodies? confused

bluebell Tue 05-Feb-13 09:33:03

Re tight shirts, went to a very serious public meeting last month and lead speaker had very tight shirt with his nipples poking through in a very disconcerting way - couldn't concentrate on what he was saying......

Smoluski Tue 05-Feb-13 09:52:28

Is Dr Christian gay? Never gave it any thought,I just find him creepy and wouldn't want him examining any of my internal workings thank you.grin
Dr Pixie is like a dose of thrush......irritating,and Dawns gurning is quite good,the real stars of the show are the public who bare their souls and the the rest of their bodies on screenI am too busy being amazed at someone wanting to bare all in public and lurch between feeling compassion for some and the giggles at others....I like one born every minute ...xxx

nanapug Tue 05-Feb-13 13:47:11

I too wondered if he was gay. I can not get over how brave people are showing the world and his wife all their bits and pieces, especially the youngsters. Pretty sure I wouldn't. Struggle with showing my GP ;)

matson Tue 05-Feb-13 14:08:20

smoluski i,m with you, i find doc christian and professor brian cox strangely weird! but love one born every minute and call the midwife x

Anne58 Tue 05-Feb-13 20:00:10

Another "One born every minute" fan here! (Even though it does sometimes make me shout at the TV, and start to play "spot the person who hasn't got a tattoo")

I'm thinking off offering a prize to whoever can come up with a more accurate description of Dr Christians handshake, by the way...............

Did anyone see the episode of Embarrassing Bodies with that poor woman who had a load of gunk stuffed up her bottom and was then x rayed sitting on a special toilet when it came out? I really don't think I could appear on national TV doing that!

Ana Tue 05-Feb-13 20:05:56

I only watched 'One born every minute' once. Do those women really have to scream such a lot? It didn't happen in my day! grin

Anne58 Tue 05-Feb-13 22:43:54

I do remember getting quite forceful with a nurse or trainee midwife type person. I think I said something like "if you put that something something damp flannel anywhere near my something something forehead again I will something something something" blush

Anne58 Tue 05-Feb-13 22:47:04

nanapug I don't even get undressed in front of the cats if I can help it! Maurice has a somewhat unnerving stare.

Galen Tue 05-Feb-13 23:15:47

Remind me of when an elderly neighbour who had had a hip done borrowed my walk in shower!
I offered to help her.
'Oh no , ' she said 'even A (her oh) has never seen me naked'!
She was in her seventies and had had at least one child!

I was flabbergasted!