it depends on how I am feeling as to how I deal with this, sometimes I just hang up, sometimes say a few choice words but one that makes people laugh was this man phoned to say he knew I had been involved in an accident (I hadn't) so I put on a weak old lady voice, as he started to talk I said ' are you my friend?', he stuttered a bit and said 'no' then went back to his script they read from, I let him talk for about 30 seconds then I said 'I had an egg for my breakfast', he paused and said 'what' i repeated, I had an egg for my breakfast', he said 'Oh', then off he went again, once again I let him talk for couple of mins then I said quite loudly 'OOOHH' he said 'sorry???' I said 'I've just wet myself', at that point he hung up and never phoned back.
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I used to quite enjoy winding them up, one way or another, and I became quite good at it. Wonder why they don't call any more? 