Try old vaseline.
A good thick layer across your beauty mirror BEFORE you peer into it and, hey presto!, you look as lovely as you feel inside.
For extra effect, smear a little on your 'dear other's' spectacles each morning.
Can Russell Brand have a fair trial after the Dispatches documentary?
Rejoice! Chancellor Healey Will Give Us Cheap Marmalade & Gherkins.
a personal comment on this stockpiling
Aricle on what it's like to work as professional psychic witch


