The revenge of M&S or Marks strikes back!
M&S food hall last night, I managed an unrehearsed and undignified nose dive which has resulted in a ballooning left knee, a swollen (staved?) right ring finger a jarred wrist and a nasty bruise just below my collar bone 
No broken bones but bruised dignity and generally feeling a little stiff and fragile today. Was it something I said?
The staff were very kind and helpful for what it is worth 
I'm a bit stuck! What would you do?
From sinner to saint, quite a transformation.

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