Just chuckled over this cartoon in the paper of two women chatting as follows:
'I finally bought some nice new underwear. I sent my other undies off to be carbon dated. The result shocked me to the core'.
I know I have got some prehistoric undies lurking upstairs, but they are comfy and just about wearable. 
Thomas Markle Snr. being investigated for child sexual abuse images.
Cash, should we have some on us?
The Nanny state may have gone too far…
). Some of my knickers have seen better days but they also 'will do' for wearing at home. Sometimes I buy new ones and don't wear them for ages are they are 'too nice'.
Behaviour dating back to childhood I think.
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