HQ is it really acceptable ....

Your tits or your wine glass? Or both?!

Both, of course.

#camel

Merlotits!
Has Quite a ring to it. ?

Quite a ring to it

Through each nipple?

????

Just popped in to keep abreast of how it's going in here.......

Ouch, ouch

Don't worry. Alcoholic analgesia works wonders!

Well, i'll say she has her fair share of knockers, but I like old Merlot.

Is that old as in vintage?

I think we should have a Megxit section - You know, really get it off our chests!

Like a vintage cheese.
We've some Scot icons added, I think.
My eyes can't make them out but they look vaguely tartan.

Someone's gone and come back

As in trip trapping over a bridge ananimous?

MissA why do we have more tartan?

It's St David's Day next, we need a leek

Burns night?

Oh, sorry, yes.

Haggis and leeks, sorry, neaps

Neeps Callistemon ????????????????????????????

Sorry, heaps of neeps
And those other things my mother used to call 'taters'

Tatties Callistemon - keep up!

Burns night in our house consists of haggis, mashed neeps and tatties, Irn Bru or whisky, and cranachan which is a dessert made of toasted oatmeal, raspberries and cream with some whisky mixed through it

I was going to one on Saturday SirChenjin but it's been cancelled

Yours sounds delicious, especially the pud

Ps I must have been thinking of a neap tide

You need to have one at home Callistemon

I actually hate Burns poetry but we celebrate it as a nod to DH’s Ayrshire roots.

DH hasn't mentioned it although he did say "oh look, haggis" when we were in M&S a couple of weeks ago.

Perhaps I'll make him a steak pie
He does have a bit of Scottish blood (but very diluted by now).