Dear GNHQ

Not a chicken, we have to think of the sensitivies of the vegetarians on here.

I think the dahl (or is it getting mouldy by now)

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Oh, that's the oven

How about a knife and fork emoticon to indicate 'gone to eat' (or, in my case, bailed out )!

Whats wrong with a good old

I'm expecting good things tomorrow with your dhal!

Not expecting too much though .... as you've only got 100g left

Unless you mean mustard. Or horseradish sauce. (Eeeuuurrrgh! To both of those)

Yes. That's what I said down there. Or up there.

Er, something missing from that dinner jings

I did roast beef this morning. There is more to life than flipping Dahl.

They've forgotten the roast potatoes!

No. It would have to look like this. But with a lot more on the plate.

It could be made from nut roast or quorn and shaped to look like a chicken - everyone's happy!

Although you would have to be sure it looked like a spud.

Perhaps a nice bowl of chips.

Or, a vacuum cleaner would be more multi purpose.

Oh just settle for a spud!

If you had a chicken emoticon you'd have to have a nut roast one too for the sake of equality...

Ooh glad you mentioned cake . . . that reminds me I really feel like a slice of the very boozy fruit cake I made for our party last weekend! Laters!

Yes, I think it would sit nicely alongside the emoticon.

Wot? Jingle's Dahl?

I think a plate of dahl would be more appropriate