Cari! or Kat. or someone...

No jing they probably meant hordes as in vandals or goths.
Imagining loads of grannies with goth hairdos and makeup?

This thread could do with a

I just licked the table to get the last bit up.

Will not lick floor.

No. I don't know what "stewed hordes" are. They couldn't have meant horses, could they?

Perhaps I should have settled for colcannon. [worried]

If that turns into a cake in the next hour I will be really surprised.

The raw mixture is absolutely gorgeous though!

I don't think I've ever made anything where you put a whole tablespoon of vanilla in.

See, if they had done it in proper ounces, I would have noticed that.

At least!

Oh well, so long as it's all in there.

Must be about fifty teaspoons of sugar.

Oh fuckity-dos! I've done it wrong...

You cannot whisk cocoa into guinness and melted butter without it going all over the kitchen table and the floor!

And how can you measure 142 mls soured cream out of a carton of 170 using a normal measuring jug? I've just put all of it in.

I still want to know what 'stewed hordes' are!

400 grams of sugar!!!

It will finish us off!

I am gonna have to be so restrained!

Best not to risk it, Jingl