All new members should have to undergo a probationary period...........

I've just checked and I've been a member for 2 years [doesn't time fly when you're having fun ] Do I pass?

I think every new member will be frightened to post anything now. Bit [hot for twin set and pearls, perhaps swimwear might be more appropriate.

Oh no! Not another London Pensioner! Charleygirl, you and Frank should get on well, unless you advocate ladies-only bums and tums classes!

Sorry should be just under I joined in Dec 11

No twinset or pearls, only like red and white wine, with or without a straw. Can spell very well.
One of the fortunate ones with a London Pension.

Just over two years is from the very start, Galen!

So I think you're safe...

No twinset. But loads of pearls, hate gin, like vodka. Keep away from cake (diet) spelling ok, until iPad takes over.
Been on here for just over 2 years. Am I still probationary?

Welcome to all the newbies who have joined this thread! You will need your senses of humour to survive on here, and, of course, serious comments are also appreciated.
I have been here from the start, hate to think how many hours I have wasted enjoyed.

My mum owns a twinset but she is Mrs Bucket

Have I passed the test? I love gin and champagne. LOVE any cake!! Got the pearls but no twinset. Pretty sure my spelling OK. And I even appeared in the Radio Times with Supernanny in an article about Gransnet and grans in general!

Done it again - MUST remember to read the whole thread and not just page one. Sorry everyone!

Does anybody confess to owning a twinset?

I am newish Phoenix and I knew it was tongue in cheek. Good job really as I should probably fail all tests put before me although I could muster a set of rather yellow looking pearls.

Galen

I can remember somebody at university saying the only sane person is yourself.

Frank

And, if you believe either of the last two posts, you'll believe anything and will fit right in here!

I'm very serious when I'm sober!

As one of the very relatively sane members, may I assure the 'newbies' that a lot of us are very serious and sober people!

I am still knitting baby clothes for my youngest Dgd who is now 5 1/2yrs old dont think they will fit!! At the rate I am going she will have children of her own.

Life's too short to knit!

Come back! (I can't knit either)

Goodbye then, nice knowing you all for such a short time!
PS Cannot knit

in = on

Where abouts in the midlands supernanny - hopefully the East Mids, we are a bit thin in the ground!!

Ah just seen your post. I used to work in the North East and have family up there too. Great place.

Well I'm off to my Zumba class shortly and then shopping. Diet class tonight then more Zumba. Mondays are alway busy. Talk soon.