Glastonbury party!

whitewave here - throw your lamb on here while it's dying down - it'll cook a treat in this intense heat

No jeni, I have my very own patented Privacy Cape for use in emergencies.

Glamma That was some ride. By heck, my cat-suit is is aglow. Wasn't the scenery great? did we stop off and have a wee dram as we were crossing the border? Isn'r this place nice? Aren't the girls friendly? By jove, I recognise quite a few. Oxon dear, you're here! Slainte! [followed by more embarrassing hics]...now i need the loo.
What a right to-do!

Carol, I don't think that was water. Are you trying to attract the fire fighters?

I've got a harp, a lyre, a bodrhum,3recorders 2violins and a xylophone.
Will those do if I pass them round? They're on 'the luggage'

thanks - must get rid if the evidence somehow - can now relax.

Firefighters! Are they young and virile?

Oh, I thought it was a funny colour - actually, it smells like Pimms - I wondered what all that fruit was doing in it! Oh well, it's giving a lovely aroma to that barbequed lamb - it's nearly done already!

I arrive and everything is chaos...so what's new?

I'd love some of that lamb when it's done...and a vodka jeely please, I haven't tried these before.

Oh, there's a whole tray of Belgian buns with icing and cherries on, and some bottles, I don't know what I picked up but they look interesting.
And a couple of big KITES for people to fly....

when quick use this broom, waft it over the flames it will put it out, I would throw my voddy on it but it would make the flames worse, duck when while I waft over here.

No, jeni, they're the Dad's Army of Firefighters - all they could spare tonight I'm afraid...

Love their wellies

If anyone wants to know why I've got string knotted round my finger, it's so I can keep count of how many drinks or vodka jellies I have tonight. When every finger has one on, I'll stop

Too late, Carol! Your fingers are already full!

Just the one? Each?

Hello glassortwo, thanks for the invite, I've brought some homemade plum vodka if that's alright.

Oh well judging by one of our grandads, even dads army still has some life in its members

Plum vodka - can I just check that flump? Health and safety first, must be careful, mustn't we? What???

I'd tie knots in my hankie if I had one, but...anyway it didn't have enough corners. Hic.

Ooh, jeni! You naughty girl!

Hello flump I am so pleased you came over.... listen everyone flump is new today so please behave. Oh and brought Plum Vodka with you.

we need a salad to go with the lamb does anyone know about wild edible plants?

tho it might be too much with the jellies!

Yes, I think we can let that one through flump - er....have you brought anything else that neededs testing?

whitewave - no! not that thormbush!