Booked a holiday for myself and Andie in Llandudno.

I hope Llandudno knows what to expect!

Not to mention the ladies at the aerobics classes.

Good to hear that Andie is thrifty, too, Frank! Llandudno is lovely, you'll both have a great time.

June will be pleased, Frank! I hope you and she can meet up.

A Freudian slip Frank or did Andie really waged his tail?

Could you spell out the exact reason why you think Andie's Scottish ancestry made him wag (or wage) his tail more vigorously because his holiday stay was free just to clarify that you are not referring to insulting tired old national clichés please HUNTERF?

LLandudno in the sun
Andie's off with his "Daddy" Frank
It's not costing much
Cos the dog goes free
And the London pension
Stays in the bank.

I thought the day would never come
When they would leave their Sutton Coldfield home
But Brum 's got no waves and no daffodils
And no leeks growing high in the silver sand.

Look out corgis and look out girls
There is lycra coming and waggy tails
Don't bring up the subject of inheritance
Or they'll leave and never go back to Wales.

Seriously, hope you both have a lovely time and keep out of contentious pubs!!

I can hardly believe I am saying this but I wish I was going with you Frank. I am very fond of Llandudno. Have a lovely time and walk along the Pier for me.

Ok, I see a competition brewing.

Of the top of my head.......

There once was a young man called Frank
Whose pension is kept in the bank
This means he frequents
Rough pubs 'n bargain basements

But I think its a bit of a prank.....with apologies to the real poets in here!!

When you get there Frank - look over to Anglesey and wave - I'll wave back if I spot you

annsixty

Andie and myself will go down the pier at least once and may be several times if it is still free.
We will also walk up the Great Orme.
I may also let Andie buy me some chips with the money he saves by not going in to kennels.
He does not complain about this.
I think I should also take Andie to see Scotland at least once in his life as it is his country.

Frank

Biker

Andie and myself may drive over to Anglesey at some point in the holiday as I have not been there for years.
Are there any good dog walks?.

Frank