Things you CANNOT do

Be a monkey's uncle.
Cut off you nose to spite your face.

Pull your socks up even though I’m not wearing any

I’ve got eyes in the back of my head

When hell freezes over

I’m not as green as I’m cabbage looking

Like Piffy on a rock bun

Think outside the box (how do you do that? )

You cannot square the circle

To be pedantic (or am I being perverse) one could eat a horse or kill oneself laughing.

We are on a roll tonight Cherry!

Turn yourself inside out.

Jan how lovely to cross paths again! ☺️

Lend me an ear
Eat your heart out
Wear your heart on your sleeve

You cannot bite someone's head off unless you have a very big mouth ?

Playing with fire.

Drink the hair of the dog that bit you.

Walk on air.

Sleep on a washing line.

I have my eye on you! ?

Sweating buckets

Blow your top?

Turn on a sixpence.

Steal someone's thunder.

It’s when people insist on using “literally” with any of the above that I get irritated. I remember my kids laughing loudly in church when the person preaching on Noah started his sermon “When I set out for church this morning it was literally raining cats and dogs...”

Walk your legs off.

I'll never be a monkey's uncle.

Coincidentally an add for Sky just came on saying, feast your eyes on this!!!

Eat your own words.

Make a mountain out of a molehill.

Smell the sunshine.

Pull the other one it's got bells on.