A shocker from our MP! (NB, for pedants only!)

You're kidding! Really? That's a shocker!

Do you remember the text I got from the school?

"If your child has accidentally brung home the wrong coat..."

I was looking online for a specific poem earlier today and came across a website of poetry for schools to use during lessons. One of the categories was "Smypathy Poems". I ask you!

that sounds like the great fork doesn't rhyme with pork thread on MN.
all over the country people were muttering to themselves on trains and buses, pork, fork, in puzzled tones.
as the other passengers inched away from them...
apparently in some areas they do not rhyme.
no, i don't understand it either.

Scottish speakers simply don' t make errors like that . A Scot pronounces kerb and curb very differently.

I think he needs to tow the line, personally.
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guttersnipes.

I hope there isn’t going to be any curb crawling?

A couple of times lately, I've seen 'we must do our upmost...'
(even autocorrect didn't want to go with that one, just now).

That's the sad thing MaizieD when people don't realise its wrong.

I'm reading a very recently published book in which the writer is frequently 'pouring' over data.

I put it down to auto-corrects and very poor proofreading.

Oh I have seen that one (from somebody else)
He or his secretary needs a severe talking to.
And to stand in the corner
And to write out the respective definitions 100x each.
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He should read what he signs!

Maybe they intend to smack each offender into a kerb but surely that would come under corporal punishment