How do you take your umbrage?

Now you have got me looking up the derivation and (call me sad) I think it is quite interesting, especially the connection with "grounds for suspicion"

Late Middle English (in umbrage): from Old French, from Latin umbra shadow. An early sense was 'shadowy outline', giving rise to 'ground for suspicion', whence the current notion of 'offence '

I feed my umbrage regularly to make sure it doesn't run out of steam

I thought it was a cheese. So with some biscuits?

I usually take my umbrage out if it looks like rain.

Yes, I would take umbrage at, but issue with...

There, that's my pedantry contribution for the day! (Possibly for the whole week...)

With a nice side salad!

With a pinch of salt!

A nice bit of umbrage is very hard to find these days, I prefer mine with a mixer, preferably bitter lemon so I can sip it slowly and enjoy it!

I'd take umbrage at a remark, I think. In fact, I'd take umbrage at the very idea of it, and I don't even know what it is...

I knew I could rely on you Db!!

Milk and two sugars if hot, ice and a slice if cold