Apart from the obvious "gay" and "well" instead of "very" (my son is well ill),I have heard "knob" used in a derogatory way. Now my parents would often refer to a person as a "nob" meaning a posh person (member of the nobility though not really ) but this meaning seems to have died out. The spelling is of course different but this is a colloquial word which is usually spoken and therefore sounds the same. Any others?
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?
I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.






