' This is the HS2 from somewhere outside of Central London. Please make sure you have all your luggage with you and be ready to show your ticket to the robot conductor. This train will next call at Oblivion. Take care when alighting from the train as the platforms have not yet been built.'
Did you think you were poor growing up?
Why on earth would anyone plant.....
Only 50% of middle age adult manage more than 1 brisk 10 min walk a month.


