Carrie’s blow job for a job…

It's a pity Johnson's parents didn't stick to this method of sex, instead of the conventional way..

We'd all have been spared a lot of aggravation.?

Interesting Richmond
I hadn’t thought of that.

Thought she was vegetarian?

MissAdventure

I'd need a blow by blow account really.
It's hard to swallow otherwise .

MissAdventure I like your sense of humour!

Just unpleasant.

You can't help but wonder how Boris' children and other family members of him and Carrie must feel about all this sleaze.
It must be mortifying.

Carrie must wonder where the next blow to her husband is coming from.

MissA

Glad I'd finished my I'd swallowed my mouthful of tea before I read your post or I would have had some cleaning up to do :-)

Very funny :-) Thank you for the first laugh of the day :-)

MissA I don’t think that there is much love lost between Johnson and his adult children; especially his eldest daughter, Lara.
What a piece of of absolutely crap he is
Our Prime Minister ?

That photograph would be ideal for one of those “photo captions” competition in a red top newspaper.
“What are they saying to each other”?

Johnsons life is actually tragic. I know it's difficult to say that as he has money power etc. But its tragic.

My own suggestions are too shocking to post.

ann!
I'm shocked, not to mention very impressed.

Parsley3 second time I nearly spat my tea out and it’s not even midday. Howling with laughter, DH a must think I’ve lost the plot

#operationsavebigknob

MissAdventure -

I would put a comment but I'm pretty sure it would be immediately deleted.

I quite like Carrie actually.

Boris does, too, I'd imagine.

Re the NYT
Here is their email to me today.
It wasn’t what I initially thought…

annsixty

That photograph would be ideal for one of those “photo captions” competition in a red top newspaper.
“What are they saying to each other”?

Or 'Spot the Ball'

Very apt, though.

Carrie must have a strong stomach.

I agree there has been some great posts on Twitter about this; some great humour, some terminology I have never heard before, some too crude to post on here, I don't want a ban when the Boris babes report me for vulgar language.