Offensive bilge from Johnson

Meant to be "offensive bilge" sorry. Auto correct on phone.

I suppose it’s all about freedom as a Nation to be ourselves, not part of a huge state. However nothing can match what the Ukrainians have suffered and the innocent Russians who have no choice but look on in horror.

Oh dear I wondered how he d managed to show an offensive bulge but I d never say never with that person

I saw that GillT57

Surely nobody could defend him saying that?

he’s a Buffoon, likes to show off. What a ridiculous, offensive and in fact stupid remark

What a twat. He sounds like a teenager starting on his GCSE’s. (If that is what they are called these days)

Boris Johnson is an offensive bulge

Goodness!
I thought this was an anatomical reference!

Well that didn’t go as expected. I wondered what on earth you had seen when I read the title! ?

Maw - I thought so too ??

Funniest thread title in a while.

I’m disappointed Boris wasn’t wearing very tight trousers. ?

Oh f*uck!

I so wish that Bozo and Brexit weren't so serious but I'm in convulsions at 'offensive bulge from Johnson'

Poor Gill I though he had one whilst talking to Putin

I think this thread will run into many, many pages. All GNers will be clicking on the title, hoping to see the ‘bulge’

GillT57

Meant to be "offensive bilge" sorry. Auto correct on phone.

My mind was boggling ?

I only looked at this thread because of the title!

Please don’t ask GN to correct the title. It’s giving us all a laugh ??

Germanshepherdsmum

I only looked at this thread because of the title!

Same here!

Gosh, I wondered what this thread would be about and looked at it with trepidation.

Hilarious ?

It’s all that hot air!

Reminds me of Dylan Thomas’ first poem, everything BJ says makes me want to bite back.

The Song of the Mischievous Dog

There are many who say that a dog has its day,
And a cat has a number of lives;
There are others who think that a lobster is pink,
And that bees never work in their hives.
There are fewer, of course, who insist that a horse
Has a horn and two humps on its head,
And a fellow who jests that a mare can build nests
Is as rare as a donkey that’s red.
Yet in spite of all this, I have moments of bliss,
For I cherish a passion for bones,
And though doubtful of biscuit, I’m willing to risk it,
And love to chase rabbits and stones.
But my greatest delight is to take a good bite
At a calf that is plump and delicious;
And if I indulge in a bite at a bulge,
Let’s hope you won’t think me too vicious.

Great poem - didn’t realise it was DT’s first poem.

I’d just got in from walking the dog and he was on tv making jokes and getting laughs from his ‘audience’. At a time when the world is in crisis we have a PM that thinks he’s a stand up comedian. Needless to say I turned the tv off.