Baggs asks 1) What does she see in him? (Pretty reasonable question and one I've occasionally asked myself when I can be bothered to take a passing interest in Johnson's private life.
I'm sure that the late great Mrs Merton could supply the answer.
Something along the lines of, free luxury holidays in rather nice locations, £200,000 worth of designer decoration, delightful weekend pad in the country, £127,000 worth of free gourmet take away during lockdown, lots of lovely parties at the 2nd most exclusive address in the UK, no worries about energy bills, I imagine... 