Songs for Dominic

Or this

If you go down to Barney today,
You’re sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to Barney today,
Dom is testing his eyes.
He drove his car for 60 miles,
Spreading the bug whilst giving out smiles.
That was the day that Cummings spread the virus.

This is Major Dom to ground control, I'm stepping out the door
And I'm isolating in a most peculiar way
And the cars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a Durham farm far above the world
Planet Earth has the flu and there's nothing I care to do

Is this the way to Barnard Castle
Where my sweet Mary waits for me?

To the tune of "Blowing in the wind" by Bob Dylan - "How many roads must a man drive down, before he is sure he can see ?" #SongsForDominic

Good Baggs!

Come, they told me, par up a pum Dom.
Pretend it's legal and safe, oh Mary and Dom.

And if you get found out, just make up some lies,
make up some lies, make up some lies...

You have to drive your car to test out your eyes, test out your eyes, test out your eyes...

And so I drove so far without a wee..
I didn't care cos boris would protect me.
He'll say I acted with integrity, integrity, integrity...

To the tune of Amarillo

Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
When the day is dawnin'
On a sunny Easter Monday mornin'
How I long to be there
With Mary who's driving with me there
Ev'ry Durham city where I wear my beanie hat
Ain't as half as pretty as where my eye sight’s at

Is this the way to Barnard Castle?
Sod the lockdown it’s just a hassle
Show me the way to Barnard Castle
Rules are not for the likes of me

Just beyond the highway
There’s a wood where we can have a pee
And wander around and wander free
The rules are not for the likes of we.

La la la la la Laland
Who d’you think really rules the land?
La la la la la Laland
It’s me DC holds the whipping hand.

And now.. the weekends here.. we're gonna drive up to my mummy's.

We'll tell a pack of lies, that should suffice
to quell the dummies.
Who have the nerve to ask, if we should drive along the highway...

Oh yes, my name is Dom, and I'll do it my way!

Anything you can do I can do better !

Everything I do, I do it for me.

I can see clearly now I've drove so long
Won't let lockdown obstacles get in my way
Ignore the rules to which others are bound
I'm going to make the most of this sun shiny day

Never know how much I hate you
Never know how much I don't care
When I wrap my lies around you
You get a fever that's so hard to bear
I give you fever (I give you fever) when I gaslight you
Fever when I hold you in contempt (I give you fever)

Dom and Mary, give me your answer, do
What gives you the right to go spreading the flu?
You may have prestige and money
But BoJo won’t find it funny
When he’s chucked out
Without a doubt
And his cronies in ICU

I'm gonna drive to Durham Town
Don't know when I'll be back again
The country might be in lockdown
But that don't apply to me

What kind of fool am I
who never read the rules
I’ll travel where I want, when I want and sod the rules
Why can’t I tell the truth, like any other man
And maybe then I’ll know what kind of fool I am

I work all night, I work all day.. (ain't it sad?)
So me and Mary are going away.. (that's too bad!)

So I must leave, I have to go... I'll sneak off and no one will know.

I'll drive around and have a ball, I'll disregard the rules for all..

Cummings Cummings cummings! It's a rich man's world.

Keep them Cumming.....

Keep them Cumming.....

Oops!

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There some very witty people

Happy (Pharrel) by #cummings #songsfordominic
@thelastleg

Cos I'm baddie...
Clap along if you feel like the rules don't apply to you
Cos I'm crafty..
Clap along if you feel like what I said ain't the truth
Cos I'm shabby...
Clap along if you know what an eye test means to you..

Show me the way to go home,
My eyesight's a little on the blink,
I went out for a drive a little while ago
Coz I need some time to think,
No matter where I roam
The plebs will rant and moan
So you'll always hear me telling more lies,
Show me the way to go home.