Three word slogan to help Labour and Lib Dems and SNP

I don’t think much of the slogan ‘please do chewy’ ?

I thought the point of the original thread (three-word slogans for Boris) was because he has shown a preference for short sound-bites with very little meaning or truth, repeated ad nauseam: "Get Brexit Done!" "Oven-ready Brexit" "Forty hospitals!" etc. He and Cummings avoid rational discussion or scrutiny of their policies and simply keep repeating these trite slogans. So trying to set up a reciprocal set of slogans for other parties is rather a meaningless exercise, as they usually express their policies more thoughtfully, coherently and credibly.

LP: Loadsa jam tomorrow!

LibDems: Jam pretty soon

Greens: Jam is unhealthy

SNP: Scots jam only!

as they usually express their policies more thoughtfully, coherently and credibly.

But clearly not thoughtfully, coherently or credibly enough to get elected.

SNP kilts for all
LP sandals for all
Greens plants for all
Lib Dems you're getting nothing

What a sanctimonious post grannytick..... you had better hurry off back to the other thread before you become infected by light heartedness.?

Any political party can be sent up btw

Chewbacca

Grandad

At Long Last
We're getting bored
Roll on April

April?
Not Until Then?

Lemongrove, of course any party can be sent up, but the three-word slogan is Boris's chosen style of debate, so it's much wittier and more apt to apply it to him. Also, he's in power, and thus fair game for satire. The main opposition parties are not only powerless but leaderless right now, so I would think they're hardly worth taking pot-shots at, as they're rather vague and flabby targets. But we all get our fun in different ways!

Can I cheat and not count a number as a word?
5 years of this?

Weeeeeellll, yes, you can have a number trisher ?
Although it could be 10 years of this.

grannytick do you have a sense of humour? Or are you such an avid LP LIB DEM SNP or GREEN voter that you can’t bear to send them up?
Go on, surprise yourself and do a slogan.....failing that, go on the other thread ( I have) and do one there.

OMG lemon aren't the storms and corona virus enough do you have to depress me more???

LP: Bring Back Flogging ( a dead horse, that is, JC on shadow front bench!)

SNP: Gie’us More Money!

Greens: All By Myself ( Sung by Caroline Lucas)

Cheer up trisher....we may all be playing our harp on a cloud by then.

I have already contributed to the other thread, Lemongrove. You might not find it funny - as I said, we all get our fun in different ways!

I must go take at look at your slogans then ( on the other thread) as you are unwilling to participate on this one.
Remember, nobody has to contribute to a thread, but it always amuses me that a poster will return again and again to a thread they claim not to like.?

Times up, chumps!

Does that go for all the parties above ananimous ??