The result

Are we this thread then?

Have I trodden on someone's toes - sorry

No I don't think so gg it's just me being thick

Potatoes potatoes world still keep turning holidays and kittens

That's OK - sometime's two threads get started at once.

They seem to be predicting

Con 314 (-17)
Lab 266 (+34)
SNP 34 (-22)
LD 14 (?)

I can't catch the smaller parties

Tories may be in trouble in Hastings - Amber Rudd

Oh please please let it be true. I am sat here with a huge grin on my face. Is it too early/late for a glass of red?

Too early????

Certainly not whitewave - I'm off to the fridge!

Can I add my please, please too.

La La la la la.............trying to avoid politics .

My sister's constituency is on a knife edge - smallest majority in Scotland.
A closeby constituency also looking iffy!
My constituency fairly solid.

gilly think this might be the wrong thread for you !!

So you come on here? Strange decision

They are saying the first actual vote will be in just before 11 p.m.

Are you listening to Fallon, he seems to have lost the plot.

4 of us here - 3 bottles down already

ww did he ever have it?

ITV seems a bit more fun - BBC is quite dour

I did wonder Rigby

Mums say exit poll was out by 20 seats last time in favour of Tories

But it could be wrong in Labours favour with luck.

Keeping everything crossed. First results before eleven....

Don't understand this 'too early' concept ?

Well as we know the righties have all gone to bed because it doesn't really matter - potatoes potatoes

I'm on holiday in Romania, thought I'd just go to sleep and, in mourning, check the result when I woke up. Looks like I'm going to have to stay awake - bit like the Brexit night, but with a tad more hope this time.

All the broadcasters are flabbergasted - I think they're scared to believe the poll as it's so wildly different from what was expected.

Anya

MN are right to think this isn't the actual result.