I'd get someone I can trust to ensure that MPs didn't overdo their expense claims or give Parliament a bad name by MPs outrageous behaviour. I would also repeat ad nauseam that they are in post because they were voted there to act on behalf of the public and should therefore think accordingly before they act. I would also have them taught the art of listening rather than ignoring questions and spouting fatuous pompous nonsense. How's that for starters? 
Does anyone have this jumpsuit?
keep away from all pubs this coming wednesday





