As usual I fell asleep on the sofa last night and woke up to find a dead spider next to me
. On the subject of conkers, just be careful if anyone has a dog because, like acorns they are poisonous to them. I am going to put some in inaccessible places though? Do they have to be newish ones?
keep away from all pubs this coming wednesday
From sinner to saint, quits a transformation.
I'm a bit stuck! What would you do?
Govt announces Ukrainian style scheme to bring thousands more migrants to UK

