Can’t make my mind up if this is a wind up, but, in case it’s not, here is the solution to the problem of it being found after you die!
Wrap said equipment in an old carrier bag, or old sanitary pad packet, and keep it in your waste paper bin, so when your room is being cleared, they will just empty the bin, no one goes through rubbish!
I’ve shown my husband so he’s aware!
If you don’t have a rubbish bin in your room, create one, just fill with non perishables, empty toothpaste tubes, empty make up jars etc on the top, your little treasure at the bottom, a perfect decoy!! 😂😵💫