I’m 61 (really how did I get that old) and I get up every 2 to 3 hours for a piddle which I explain to the cats when I push them off my feet so I can get up. I drink about 3 to 4 litres of plain water a day and take a diuretic, so I have no hope of a decent nights sleep. Don’t really care much about it either. Can’t fix it so what’s the point of getting stressed. Plenty of other c**p to be bothered about.
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Good Morning Monday 0th July 2026


