Erm, bit of a clock up on the medication front!

Whoops! Hope you have checked the leaflet to find out what you should do if anything.

Blimey! - your bowel will be breathing well!

Don’t panic, done the same and lived to tell the tale!

No one stand downwind of Phoenix for the next 24hrs!

My ds once gave his wife two Imodium instead of two paracetamol for her headache. Funnily enough, they worked and the headache went away!

That sounds like something I would do!

Although DH took 2 Nytol instead of 2 Paracetomol and phoned me up saying that he still has his headache and was very tired.

Told him he should wear his blasted spectacles.

shysal as a long term user, I throw away the guidance notes when opening a new pack, however, I have googled and it would seem that I should be ok!

As to the other posts, I'll have you know that I do not, ever break wind, and if by some freak occurrence I did, it would be totally silent and smell of whichever fragrant flowers were in season

Yeah, right!

Now you wish you hadn’t eaten beans on toast for lunch.

I've also remembered the time I took my dh's 'water' tablet instead of my own thyroxine. I had a long morning in the loo after that.

When I was a smoker, I rolled my own, and delicately took a filter tip, popped it into my mouth, and washed it down..

I once left my husband for the afternoon and came back to find he had helped himself to a Tramadol for his headache. When I checked I found he had actually taken one of his chemo capsules - also a two coloured one, but different colours and much bigger! I decided one on it's own probably wouldn't hurt and he's still here several years later!

I heard on the radio the other day that there are two sorts of wind breaking. The smelly and the non- smelly. The non-smelly is good for you and increases with age!

Nfk does that also apply to cats? Oliver Sprout likes to come up and sit on the desk in the home office and "help" me with emails etc after he's had his brekkers. He has recently been rather prone to wind

The burping is not a problem, but his farts are really rank!

Silent of course, so unfortunately no early warning system in place.......

Ah, that’s the thing - apparently older persons (and pets) fart rather a lot. Quietly. And none smellily. So Master Sprout may be emitting CO2 more than you realise.

Perhaps a window near your desk should be left open?

Phoenix, I did exactly the same thing! I went to school, told my colleague that if anything happened to me, she had to phone an ambulance.?. I had to stop her phoning one right away.
My biggest " clock" up was when I injected myself with my son's out of date Epipen. ??

Making me feel better. I was wanting to tell someone what I'd done and DC would worry about my capabilities!
I felt terrible for 2 days this week than noticed I'd twice taken 2 of one tablet and none of another two mornings running. I take 6 different ones in the mornings and normally check carefully but I'd been in a ruash both days ...
Must try harder!

Nfkdumpling I'm so glad to hear that n/s breaking wind is good for you. A plus side to this awful problem. So undignified getting older.

The window was open, unfortunately Oliver Sprouts bottom wasn't pointed in that direction...........I'm convinced it tainted my coffee..................it definitely proved that my nasal passages aren't blocked

Glad to hear the club is alive and going strong.

I've never taken wrong pills but I did once put olive oil ear drops in my eyes. The unfortunate thing is it was on the morning of my first appointment at a clinic called Care of Older Persons. I indignantly voiced my opinion on this poor choice of name whilst having to explain that I couldnt see properly because of what I'd done. so funny lol.

Ahem, you may have noticed a typo in the OP, probably the result of wrongly administered medication. (Phoenix wanders off, whistling in a nonchalant way)

Oh! I thought you just didn't want to write 'cock' in the title, Phoenix

And anyone who says "I don't know the tune to "in a nonchalant way, how does it go?" will be made to sit in a bath of cold custard and listen to every recorded interview with Donald Trump since his arrival in the UK. On a loop.

No, MissAdventure I have no aversion to "cock".