Grandchildren making you laugh

My grandson (8) said he’d had a terrible day at school as he’d ‘suffered a random assault’ - turned out a girl had tried to hug him! 🤣

My granddaughter asked me why I had christened my son 'Daddy'.

My friend, who is very posh told me her 5 year old granddaughter recently said “ when we talk about you at home we call you Grandma so why does my Daddy call you “your f***ing mother”.

My grandson who was 5 at the time went to the toilet. I then heard him shout "It's not working"! I thought maybe the toilet wasn't flushing so I then went through and met him at the door. He had a piece of toilet roll in hand and said "This paper is not working ...... I wiped my bum but there is nothing on it! Ha ha Bless him.

Primrose53

My friend, who is very posh told me her 5 year old granddaughter recently said “ when we talk about you at home we call you Grandma so why does my Daddy call you “your f***ing mother”.

That is brilliant

Valkimob

Primrose53

My friend, who is very posh told me her 5 year old granddaughter recently said “ when we talk about you at home we call you Grandma so why does my Daddy call you “your f***ing mother”.

That is brilliant

It was even funnier because my friend is terribly posh, convent educated and speaks beautifully. I have never heard her use a swear word in our lives. 🤣

As they say, “out of the mouths of babes”.

These are priceless ...

5 year old GS on being reprimanded for breaking an ornament "it wasn't me - God did it!"

Love reading these, I’m going to be a Granny in December, I’m very excited x

My 2 year old granddaughter was watching the men’s 8 win the gold medal. She looked very puzzled afterwards. ‘Mummy, are they sitting on a crocodile?’