When we got our 5yr old GS home from school, I decided to tell him a rhyme that I thought he hadn't heard before.So I started...There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,I don't know why she swallowed a fly and so on.His little face was a picture until the end,majic !!
“We start school too early in the UK!”
Also, anything to do with bottoms. He's four.
