My husband has a part time, early morning cleaning job at a local branch of an upmarket supermarket. (I won't name it, just in case).
The staff had thrown some plants in the bin out the back. My husband rescued one and offered to pay for it. The staff member he asked said "I didn't see you, and you didn't see me, just take it."
He brought it home and re-potted it. Just look at it.
Anyone else rescued something, and it turned out to be beautiful.
It’s Monday and we are still here!!
Ailments of Old Age (light hearted)
What would be the worst figure of speech if you took them literally?


