Thanks everyone. It might well be a bay gone rampant, as everything in this garden has been allowed to go rampant, but no, the leaves do not smell at all. As there is some kind of fruit, there must have been flowers, but they must be very insignificant, as I haven't noticed them, either last year or this.
The other is probably a cotoneaster, and no, it has been planted sometime around the time the house was built in 1927, as it is in what doubtless was intended to be a shrubbery. No-one seem to have done anything except mow the grass for years.